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I bring an eclectic mix of ficlets (results of a prompt meme).  All are PG-13-ish for language, innuendo, and/or kissing, except for #7 which is R for use of the f-word.

1.  Honey.  House/Wilson at home, 346 words:  House!

2.  Foreman's response to the truth about a certain quote in ep. 3-16, Top Secret.  Post-ep for 3-16, 563 words:  They were on House's couch, laughing, Thai food and good beer on the coffee table.

3.  Quote from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:  "A - You can never go too far. B - If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that."  Dialogue only, 400 words:  So, your Dean-ship, light of my life, that's my plan.

4.  International investigation (H/W style).  From the My Fathers' Son universe, 229 words:  Canada is boring.  (NOTE:  That's the opening line, not my personal opinion!  Erm.)

5.  Missing scene from the Mono-verse.  H/W, House's bachelor party, 822 words:  Jazmin felt a little nervous

6.  Pillory universe:  What is James doing while Greg has sex with Allison?  AU, H/Cam, H/W, Allison POV, 309 words:  Allison is a quick study.

Two with other pairings:

7.  House/Snape.  100 words exactly:  The guy wasn't that good looking.

8. Girlslash.  Julie Wilson/OFC (sequel to Shiksa, set during the closing montage of Damned If You Do), 200 words:  Julie hadn't laughed this much in ages