The four of them are at breakfast, Cuddy and Lucas on one side of the table and House and Wilson at the other side. They're sitting in uncomfortable silence. House asks when Cuddy and Lucas got together and Cuddy answered that she thought someone in Accounting was "skimming money" and House had introduced her to the only private detective she knew, so she called him. (Because Cuddy doesn't know how to use the Yellow Pages? Please.) "And one thing lead to another", House concluded. He asks why she didn't tell him and Cuddy said she keeps her personal life private. House accused her of thinking he's so fragile he needed to be protected from the knowledge and Lucas started blithering like an idiot about how House hallucinated sex with her and imagined she was his saviour. The others stare at him like the idiot he is until he shuts up. He offers to buy House a ginger ale and House accepts. The end.
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