"Food Fight", Missing scene for Saviors

Category: House/Wilson friendship, fluff
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Saviors
Summary: Missing scene for the episode. House doesn't know when to leave.

“Food Fight” (1/1)
by Lisa Michelle


“I’m not eating any chips,” Wilson told him.

House took another handful of mainly crumbs and stuffed it
into his mouth. He chewed them rather noisily and stared at Wilson.
Realizing he wasn’t getting the reaction he wanted, House crushed
the bag down and wiped his greasy hand on Wilson’s sofa.

Wilson sighed. “Are you through?”

“No.” House got up and went back into the kitchen. Setting
the chips down on the counter, he began to rifle through the
contents of Wilson’s refrigerator yet again. “Aha!” House pulled
out a green pepper from the crisper and showed it to Wilson.

“A green pepper?” Wilson said. “And that proves exactly what?
I do cook. You’ve had my stuffed peppers, remember?”

“They weren’t that good, either,” he muttered, putting the
vegetable back in its place.

“I heard that,” Wilson said.

“Good.”

Wilson shifted on the couch so he was facing the kitchen. He
swung his legs up, crossing them at the ankle. He sighed. “Okay,
what’s next. Carrots? Beets? Because there are more vegetables
in there. That’ll prove I’ve really gone over the edge.”

House closed the door to the fridge. “Perhaps this isn’t about
you. It’s –“

“I know. It’s about you,” Wilson interrupted. “We all know the
world revolves around Doctor Gregory House.”

“Your parents,” House said. “Do they have any heart problems?
Your dad had a stroke because of his high blood pressure and you’re
eating better –“

“No,” Wilson replied. “Both of my parents are fine. No evidence
of heart disease.”

“Grandparents?” House asked.

“Dead,” Wilson replied. “Of cancer,” he added.

“Okay, but –“

“No, buts. Thank you for playing.” Wilson looked at his watch.
“It’s late, House. Can we do this another time?”

“No,” House said.

“All right.” Wilson sat up. “You’re here because your bored or
there’s no food at your place or –“

“Cable’s out,” House told him.

Wilson got up and grabbed the remote from the end table. He
gave it to House. “Lock up when you leave. I’m going to bed.”

****
Wilson woke up and checked the clock. He overslept. Hurrying out
of bed and into the shower, he started his morning routine. It wasn’t
until he was drying his hair that he smelled something.

He left the bathroom with mostly dry hair and almost ready for
work except for the tie. He walked down the hall and into the
kitchen.

House was at the stove wearing only boxers and an undershirt
cooking breakfast. He turned around to face Wilson. “Bacon’s
ready.”

****
END (1/1)

[identity profile] lostwiginity.livejournal.com 2009-04-18 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Gosh, I wish that scene had been there. House in boxers, cooking? Yum!

[identity profile] cee-em.livejournal.com 2009-04-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree so hardcore with this. Omg delicious *drools at the thought* oh my...I seem to have created a puddle..

Love the story by the way. The imagery got away with me for a second there. Lovely =)

[identity profile] hughville.livejournal.com 2009-04-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This would have been the best scene EVER! i really enjoyed this. :D

[identity profile] idonmatrix.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Loved it. The words provided great visuals and yes it would have been a great scene. I'm praying we get something like this or better in DE's season finale. Kudos!!! to you.

[identity profile] christikat.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I liked especially the last scene. And I am with the other commenters - I wish we would see that on the show! :D
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