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[theunknownsoul.livejournal.com]

HEY GUYS. SCREENCAPS TIME.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY HERE SO HERE YOU GO




And we begin....with......................................................oh.


'Ah not enough sleep last night mm..'


'oh hey it's House'


'What's he-'


JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
...
Well look at him.


"Oh. . GOD. I'll be back in 10."


"I'm picking lint out of my bellybutton!"
...*looks at lump in covers*
House. That's not where your belly button is. Nice try though.


Like to join me in. . picking lint from my belly button?~


"6 weeks. . For you to notice I'm sleeping in your living room, and offer other options."
I'm amused Wilson's eyes keep going back to that spot.


Wilson: Do you really need to deconstruct this?
House: You didn't want me to sleep where you and Amber slept.


Wilson: Okay yes you do.
I notice House has not removed his hand.


House: Can I tell you something?


". . .I wasn't picking lint out of my belly button."
Oh. You are subtle.
Except not.


"I am not ready to transition from . . My dead girlfriends shrine to your. . Morning Glory.*
*snort*
...Wait does this mean. . you WILL be ready at some point?
House's expression in reaction to this is great.


See.
....lolmorningglory


WELL WILSON IF YOU INSIST YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN STOP LOOKING.


Get that sweet cancer ass back here


...Well. Now House is going to have a nice session.


Then Wilson lets him into bed! . . .Not. . His bed. But a bed.
It's progress.




.....


WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT.


Coming to get you Wilson.



Okay. Now just slip in behind him quietly. .


O SHI- He's away ABORT
"You okay?"
I love how he says that. His tone <3


"...Yeah. Fine."
I really wonder what Wilson was thinking. House just randomly comes in, middle of the night, stares, then is like "o bye" and leaves.


So much for that idea.


WHISPERWHISPERWHISPER


Next night, lets try this again.


....Seahorse?
...on a stick.


Are those Amber's sunglasses?
....anyway...


Sleepy times


Until more whispering, causing House to attack his lamp.


Amber's ghost is going to punish you House! PUNISH YOU FOR STEALING HER MAN


Then he hears KNOCKS
He watches Ghost Hunters, he knows a knock means GHOOOOST.


Wilson: Get the door!
House: . . Are you watching tv?


Wilson: ITS THE DOOOOOOR
GET IT BEFORE I BEAT YOU.


And we have Foreman attacking the front door.
Yes, that'll throw the neighbors off the scent.


...And then to the autopsy that just cannot end well. We all knew this.





NOW YOU KNOW HOW TAUB AND KUTNER FELT, HOUSE




Foreman wins though.
I was playing with settings on my computer so I got to watch all this in slow motion.
It was quite spectacular.


...Hold me...


Yes just stand there watching naked man writhe in pain.


AND MORE WHISPERING
...at work
Some people were confused by this: House either heard people in the halls talking. OR. His ears have become fined tuned to WILSON and heard him on the phone in the next room.



Oblivious man is oblivious.




House still just wants someone to hold him.


Wilson: Are you sleeping out here?
House: Must have dozed off in front of the tv. .
Wilson: With bedding?
House: MAYBE.
Me: MARRIED.



"I'm right here. . "
HE WANTS TO TALK DAMNIT.


"Great, could you be right here. . . "
.................................*glances at where he's pointing*
". . Somewhere else?"
.........oh.


GHOST HUNTING


And he finds the source. And the show tries to make us all cry.


And probably succeeded for a few of ya'll.


Yep. We find Wilson. Talking. . To Amber
:(


Even House is sad


Wilson: I didn't get a chance to run tonight. . House is. . Having issues
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT THE FIRST, OR SECOND TIME CAUSE HE WHISPERS. BUT I AWWED AND FLAILED WHEN I DID.
And ooo Wilson in running shorts?


"I missed you a lot today. . "
AHH SHOW STOP.


Sadface.



You look at me. . I look awaaaaaay~
I want to tell you what I'm feelin but I don't know how to start-

....Sorry.


Dude Can I hug him?
Now?


House: Nothing visual this time. . I hear whispering.
Wilson: Is that why you've been acting so weird?


"What's really scary is I hear whispering while not on vicodin."
I hate you both sometimes.
JUST BE BLUNT AND UP FRONT WITH EACH OTHER. IS IT SO HARD?


Apparently it is.


"OKAY!?"
I know some of ya'll said the same thing. But, Wilson KNOWS that House knows. And I think he thinks House is trying to make fun of him/force him to admit it and he's embarassed.


". . . You know. . ."
ORLY?


"THAT YOU'RE AN ASS?"


Srsly. Mmmm.


"You can talk to me, I'm right here."
Oh I see. JEALOUS.
...
Didn't WILSON say that to you last night and you sent him away like a jerk?


"I miss her, talking to her makes me feel better. You don't."


Ouch. Goes around, comes around House.


But do not worry! The show is going to make us all "AWWWE" once more.


". . .Hi dad. I think. . I've been focusing on the wrong thing. There were some good times..."


"...WILSON."
GET IN HERE.


House: This is stupid.


"You see? He really is getting better."

And soon Wilson will be ready for House's Morning Glory.
Preferably by episode 11

Comments

[authormichals.livejournal.com]

I wish you could do commentary on the actual episodes. Love this, like always!

[lilapaddy.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. TPTB should pay you to do fangirl commentary for the DVDs.

[bmax67.livejournal.com]

Awww. That is all.

And so much love for Morning Glory. :D

Did you notice all the dry cleaning hanging behind Wilson?

[chickloveslotr.livejournal.com]

ILOVETHESECAPS!


LOLZ @ Jizzed in My Pants...& Misty's song

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

....Seahorse?

It's the male seahorse that becomes pregnant, rather than the female. "The female inserts her ovipositor into the male’s brood pouch, where she deposits her eggs, which the male fertilizes. The fertilized eggs then embed in the pouch wall and become enveloped with tissue."

Callback to the "Amber wants to deposit her eggs in you" line that Cuddy said in Season Four, Y/Y?

PS. The seahorse mating ritual sounds pretty: "When two parties discover a mutual interest at the beginning of breeding season, they court for several days, even while others try to interfere. During this time they have been known to change color, swim side by side holding tails or grip the same strand of sea grass with their tails and wheel around in unison in what is known as their “pre-dawn dance”. They eventually engage in their “true courtship dance” lasting about 8 hours, during which the male pumps water through the egg pouch on his trunk which expands and cleaves open to display an appealing emptiness. When the female’s eggs reach maturity, she and her mate let go of any anchors and snout-to-snout, drift upward out of the seagrass, often spiraling as they rise."

"Throughout the male’s incubation, his mate visits him daily for “morning greetings”. The female seahorse swims over for about 6 minutes of interaction reminiscent of courtship. They change color, wheel around sea grass fronds, and finally promenade, holding each other’s tails. Then, the female swims away until the next morning, and the male goes back to vacuuming up food through his snout."

[euclase.livejournal.com]

This is the most amazing comment ever. <3

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Quotes are courtesy of Wikipedia. I should have mentioned that. : )

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

And there's human beings who aren't nearly as romantic about mating. Shame shame.

[ahreada.livejournal.com]

and they're monogamous

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

Aw, now I'm imagining Wilson and Amber lovingly greeting each other every morning before Wilson vacuums up food through his nose...
I missed that Wilson told Amber he didn't get a chance to run. Wilson RUNS?!?

[theunknownsoul.livejournal.com]

He has a GODSON?
He has a GARDEN?

WE ARE LEARNING SO MUCH THIS SEASON

[aqueousserenade.livejournal.com]

Ahaha Wilson jizzed in his pants.
lol Hilarious as always, thank you. <3

[leaveout.livejournal.com]

Wilson spent so much of this episode looking all disheveled, I felt spoiled.

[bery26.livejournal.com]

Yup, disheveled!Wilson is UBER HAWT

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

I find it sad that they talk to dead people rather than to each other.

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

that's true. on the other hand, they both know that the other is listening to what they say, because there's no personal space with these two. It's cute though that both offered to talk to the other :)

[ranrata.livejournal.com]

Hilarious, as always.

...though I'm disappointed no one made a Captain Jack Harkness joke when the patient woke up during the autopsy.

[glassyo.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't looked at the screencaps yet but I swear, I don't know what I was looking forward to more in the new season...the new episodes of House or your screencaps!

[hawkeyefreak72.livejournal.com]

I always LOVE your commentary. I really wanted to jump Wilson this ep whenever he was in pajamas. THE STRIPED ONES MATCH ♥

[aileb42.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for these, love 'em, as always. <3

I have a question though, did anyone get what Wilson said after "I missed you a lot today....." when he was talking to Amber?

He says something, and then he sighs, and I can't exactly get what he said.

Thanks. :)

[theunknownsoul.livejournal.com]

He says "I just want to. . .Well. . you know."

And I think its supposed to be romantic but I am so immature my brain goes "He wishes he could sex you up one last time :("

[aileb42.livejournal.com]

Thank you :).

[greenteaduck.livejournal.com]

I lol'd irl at the WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT

[rockinrach08.livejournal.com]

..Wait does this mean. . you WILL be ready at some point?

Yep! He just has to stop talking to Amber at night and let House in his bed.

[bery26.livejournal.com]

"JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
...
Well look at him."
THAT IS TOTALLY A JIZZED-IN-PANTS LOOK


"I'm amused Wilson's eyes keep going back to that spot."
Way too fascinating to look away :P


"I notice House has not removed his hand."
Well he's not gonna stop now that he has visual aid! (visual aid = Wilson in PJs)


""I am not ready to transition from . . My dead girlfriends shrine to your. . Morning Glory.*
*snort*
...Wait does this mean. . you WILL be ready at some point?"
I love you so bad for this comments, you pick up gay-ish details like no one else <3


"Are those Amber's sunglasses?"
Yup, it's a shrine alright.


"Foreman wins though.
It was quite spectacular."
Foreman totally wins, his girly scream was the best xD


"Wilson: Are you sleeping out here?
House: Must have dozed off in front of the tv. .
Wilson: With bedding?
House: MAYBE.
Me: MARRIED."
T O T A L L Y


"And the show tries to make us all cry.
And probably succeeded for a few of ya'll."
I was close :'(


"Yep. We find Wilson. Talking. . To Amber
:("
ZOMG PLS I WANNA HUG HIM RIGHT THERE RIGHT THEN!


"And ooo Wilson in running shorts?"
YES PLEASE.


"Dude Can I hug him?
Now?"
But I wanna hug him too! Wilson-Group-Hug? x3


""OKAY!?"
I know some of ya'll said the same thing. But, Wilson KNOWS that House knows. And I think he thinks House is trying to make fun of him/force him to admit it and he's embarassed."
Exactly. Wilson knew perfectly well House didn't have the slightest intention of going to Mayfield.


""You can talk to me, I'm right here."
Oh I see. JEALOUS.
...
Didn't WILSON say that to you last night and you sent him away like a jerk?"
Ummm.........marry me?


""You see? He really is getting better."
And soon Wilson will be ready for House's Morning Glory."
XD


Wilson's smile there at the end is soooo adorable <3

Sorry about the eternal comments, I really can't help myself X3

[indigo-inferno.livejournal.com]

Awwing like so. ♥

[rathanylakan.livejournal.com]

Awesome as always :)

I love Wilson at the end of this ep. He seems so happy that House is getting better.

Why can't the boys just hug it out?

[idonmatrix.livejournal.com]

love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! total and complete for you and ypur pic spamming glory. I laughed so hard I started crying. I will looking pics and reading your commentary for the rest of the evening. It is absolutely glorious. Thank you sooooooooo much :)))))

[fourleggedfish.livejournal.com]

lol! for that opening scene, all I was thinking was: House didn't stop what he was doing. He must have heard Wilson shuffle in, and yet...he just kept on...glorifying his morning. :D

[ambie720.livejournal.com]

<3

God this was amazing. One of the slashiest Epis yet, and you put even MORE slash into it.

ILY.

[bishojo-kitsune.livejournal.com]

MISTY'S SONG. WINNNN

0_0

[captainpellew.livejournal.com]

Did anybody else notice that if the same thing that happened to the patient happened to his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather, then they were all BURIED ALIVE?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Re: 0_0

[ralaegidius.livejournal.com]

I actually said that out loud to my husband when we were watching it. I mean, if he wasn't really dead, then THEY weren't either...but they were buried...so... *flail in horror*

[ends-of-time.livejournal.com]

Lol, morning glory. He's always ready for morning glory. He's just not ready to admit that he's ready for morning glory. Cuz he's a sneaky, sneaky Jew. And way too adorable for his own good. Seriously, how does Wilson make it through any given day without having the unholy bejeesus molested out of him? Tis a mystery.

[rividori.livejournal.com]

LOL. The "Jizzed in my pants" comment made me laugh. XD

Misty's Song!

"I really wonder what Wilson was thinking. House just randomly comes in, middle of the night, stares, then is like "o bye" and leaves." I wonder that too...

[marzipanbaklava.livejournal.com]

Get that sweet cancer ass back here.

I'm in love with this, fyi.

[chllama.livejournal.com]

"I'm right here. . "
HE WANTS TO TALK DAMNIT.

Or...He wants to have sex but won't actually make the move only insinuate at every opportunity he gets XD

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Your caps and comments make the episodes twice as awesome :D

House. That's not where your belly button is. Nice try though.

I thought that, too XD

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

I love how you always cap Wilson with the goofiest faces. Of course, he does give you a helluva lot of material to work with.

[idonmatrix.livejournal.com]

Still enjoying your screencaps. Just had to let you know how much I am still enjoying them :) Truly epic!!!

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for the pics and your awesome comments!

[idonmatrix.livejournal.com]

We need a fanfic series called "House's Morning Glory"

[keepmeturning51.livejournal.com]

I agree!

[keepmeturning51.livejournal.com]

LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY! Wilson looked soooooo cute! I can't wait for tonight ;D

wanna tell you but now I'm afraid~

[arsg66.livejournal.com]

YESSS!! Perchance you also own the Pokemon CD.

Your rendition of the episode is lovely!