Tuesday

Aug. 28th, 2018 11:29 am
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Known Unknowns, S6

Tuesday

Jul. 24th, 2018 11:15 am
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Wilson: [approaches] Hey, just curious… what’re you driving up to Middletown for?

House: What do you care?

Lee: [VO] Why does he care?

Wilson: Because I'm your friend.

House: I was buying a guitar.

Wilson: Yeah, I heard that. It used to belong to a guitarist who died in a motorcycle accident. It just reeks of you screwing with people. Your crash was ten miles from the Orange County Progressive Pain Clinic.

House: You live ten miles from Mary's Dress Shop. And yet, that's not even on my list of reasons that I think you're secretly a transvestite.

Wilson: If you're going to another state to get more narcotics…

Lee: [VO] He's on drugs?

House: I went to visit your ex-ex-ex-wife…

Lee: [VO] What?

House: …who lives in Thompson Ridge. I let her know about the extra money you're making on the lecture circuit. So she'll be sure to adjust your alimony.

Wilson: You wouldn't do that.

House: Yeah. I wouldn't do that.

Wilson: Would you?

Lee: [VO] You guys are friends?

Locked In, S5

Tuesday

Jun. 19th, 2018 10:48 am
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Wilson: I'm sorry about your patient.

House: He died a hero in his own mind. Guess it's better than nothing.

Wilson: Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks we're gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirt bags.

House: Mendacious dirt bag comes much more naturally to me. Least we can get rid of that. [He gestures at the A Chorus Line poster.]

Wilson: I kind of like it. [House stares at him.] Unlike this sofa.

House: It's 500 bucks. And... [he pulls a lever on the side] it reclines.

The Down Low, S6

Friday

May. 4th, 2018 09:37 am
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House: It worked.

Wilson: Please tell me you're talking about a medical procedure.

House: They split up this morning. You're the very first one I've told.

Wilson: And you think she'll start dating you? I'm sure she hates you.

House: But her eyes say, "How will I ever pay you for that tennis lesson?"

Wilson: [sighs] Ah, what a shame.

House: They'll get over it.

Wilson: I meant for you.

House: I'll get over it faster than they do. [laughs slightly] Can't believe that Lucas fell for my "I never say this because it's so personal except that I’m drunk" profession of love. Second-oldest trick in the book.

Wilson: You're right. It's his fault because he's stupid.

House: [pause] He certainly is.

Ignorance Is Bliss, S6

Thursday

May. 3rd, 2018 10:37 am
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Wilson: You do know that I don't actually have magical powers.

House: I have faith.

Wilson: Better off trying to slip some antibiotics into a meal...

House: Which antibiotics? We don't know what infection he's got.

Wilson: Go as broad as you can.

House: Forget it; our best hope is your silver tongue.

House vs. God, S2

Monday

Apr. 30th, 2018 10:02 am
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Wilson: MRI looks exactly the same as it did two years ago. Nerves don’t seem to be regenerating.

House: I figured as much.

Wilson: Several researchers have proven that psychological pain can manifest as physical pain.

House: You think I have a conversion disorder? You want me to see a shrink.

Wilson: Brilliant idea, sending Stacey away, it’s really done wonders for you.

House: Listen none of this has anything to do with Stacey.

Wilson: Right; giant coincidence that you’ve gone completely off the rails since she left; inducing migraines, worsening leg pain-- (House whacks him with his cane.) Ow!

House: Aw. You miss Stacey too?

Skin Deep, S2

Sunday

Apr. 29th, 2018 11:27 am
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Wilson: Dr. House…

House: Yes, Dr. Wilson?

Wilson: I really don't need the consult.

Games, S4

Saturday

Apr. 28th, 2018 11:19 am
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Wilson: That... is a dime.

House: It looks mobile. And it's right in the middle of the colon. Prime location for pooping out. We'll give her some laxatives to help it on its way.

Unplanned Parenthood, S7

Wednesday

Apr. 25th, 2018 12:58 pm
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Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.

House: Quite the opposite.

Both Sides Now, S5

Saturday

Apr. 14th, 2018 10:20 am
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Wilson: Steve’s still acting normal, no sign of contractures.

House: They’ve got the cop’s body in a locked, airtight bag.

Wilson: And a guard on the door. Those feds are seriously paranoid.

House: He hasn’t gotten up to pee in hours, he’s due.

Wilson: You haven’t sprinkled Senokot granules on his donut, his bowels would open up like the Red Sea.

House: He wouldn’t eat the donut.

Wilson: Have you seriously been down here for hours?

House: No. I had to pee a couple times.

Wilson: You’ve got to stop blaming Cuddy for this.

House: Given that it is her fault, it seems appropriate.

Wilson: That part is her fault. The part where somebody wasted his time in a basement plotting the overthrow of a government agency, that one’s on you.

House: The only thing I can do is think. You can pretty much do that anywhere. As long as no one’s bugging me.

Euphoria, S2

Friday

Apr. 13th, 2018 08:52 am
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Wilson: Really, it’s more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself.

House: My body is fine.

No Reason, S2

Thursday

Apr. 12th, 2018 12:51 pm
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House: All of them are gone, Wilson. They're all dead because I am screwed up.

Wilson: You lost one patient. And it wasn't your fault.

House: What about that mom who gave her baby cancer? If I'd figured that one out quicker, she'd still be a mom alive.

Wilson: She refused treatment when it was offered. How is that your fault?

House: And there was that guy I spent a day trapped in isolation with. He was five feet away the whole time. Just watched him die like an idiot.

Wilson: Yeah. You've lost patients before, and you'll lose patients again. Why…

House: Exactly! Why? Because love and happiness are… nothing but distractions. The only thing my relationship with Cuddy has done for me is make me a worse doctor.

Wilson (with an incredulous laugh): Right. The great Dr. House doesn't deserve to be happy. You know it's not true.

House: My happiness is being paid for by other people's lives. (Softly) How is she?

Wilson: She's worried. She's upset that you didn't show up tonight.

House: I gotta tell her the truth, Wilson.

Recession Proof, S7

Wednesday

Apr. 11th, 2018 12:21 pm
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House: Tonight. L Word marathon.

Wilson: You watch the L Word?

House: On mute.

Wilson: I'll pass.

Forever, S2

Saturday

Mar. 31st, 2018 10:15 am
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The Down Low, S6

Wednesday

Mar. 28th, 2018 08:36 am
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Under My Skin, S5

Friday

Mar. 9th, 2018 11:35 am
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Don't Ever Change, S4

Wednesday

Mar. 7th, 2018 10:41 am
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Wilson's Heart, S4

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