Poor Zombie!Chase. He just doesn't have pritty hairs anymore. :( But Lisa, Mary, and Johnny appreciate the effort that Zombie!Nanny!Chase has put into making their hairs just as pritty.
The one problem I've had in my experience with Zombie!Nannies is that their limbs tend to fall off when bathing children. I mean, thankfully it doesn't apply when the kids get a bit older and don't need help bathing anymore, but you have to warn the tiny children that it's normal for their Zombie!Nanny's finger to fall off and float around in the bathwater. At least it's surprisingly easy to reattach. You know, if you're ever looking for a Zombie!Nanny, I actually know a couple of really good ones who took care of some of my friends when we were kids, and I'm sure they'd appreciate the referral.
LEGITIMATE QUESTION: CAN ZOMBIES GET CANCER? I THINK THEY DO. WE ALL THOUGHT THAT "ONCOLGIST" WAS A TYPO, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT ONCOLGY IS THE STUDY AND TREATMENT OF ZOMBIE TUMORS.
PS: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER IT WASN'T SALLY "THE KNIFE" WHO KILLED SUSIE III, IT WAS ZOMBIE!TRITTER.
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Date: 2007-09-07 03:32 pm (UTC)The one problem I've had in my experience with Zombie!Nannies is that their limbs tend to fall off when bathing children. I mean, thankfully it doesn't apply when the kids get a bit older and don't need help bathing anymore, but you have to warn the tiny children that it's normal for their Zombie!Nanny's finger to fall off and float around in the bathwater. At least it's surprisingly easy to reattach. You know, if you're ever looking for a Zombie!Nanny, I actually know a couple of really good ones who took care of some of my friends when we were kids, and I'm sure they'd appreciate the referral.
LEGITIMATE QUESTION: CAN ZOMBIES GET CANCER? I THINK THEY DO. WE ALL THOUGHT THAT "ONCOLGIST" WAS A TYPO, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT ONCOLGY IS THE STUDY AND TREATMENT OF ZOMBIE TUMORS.
PS: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER IT WASN'T SALLY "THE KNIFE" WHO KILLED SUSIE III, IT WAS ZOMBIE!TRITTER.