Grabbing His Cane

Wilson: [approaches] Hey, just curious… what’re you driving up to Middletown for?

House: What do you care?

Lee: [VO] Why does he care?

Wilson: Because I'm your friend.

House: I was buying a guitar.

Wilson: Yeah, I heard that. It used to belong to a guitarist who died in a motorcycle accident. It just reeks of you screwing with people. Your crash was ten miles from the Orange County Progressive Pain Clinic.

House: You live ten miles from Mary's Dress Shop. And yet, that's not even on my list of reasons that I think you're secretly a transvestite.

Wilson: If you're going to another state to get more narcotics…

Lee: [VO] He's on drugs?

House: I went to visit your ex-ex-ex-wife…

Lee: [VO] What?

House: …who lives in Thompson Ridge. I let her know about the extra money you're making on the lecture circuit. So she'll be sure to adjust your alimony.

Wilson: You wouldn't do that.

House: Yeah. I wouldn't do that.

Wilson: Would you?

Lee: [VO] You guys are friends?

Locked In, S5

Both Sides Now, S5

Wilson: Cuddy is not a Vicodin substitute.

House: Quite the opposite.

Both Sides Now, S5

Under My Skin, S5

Saviors, S5

The Softer Side, S5

Both Sides Now, S5

It was so interesting that once House finally broke, Cuddy took him straight to Wilson.

House Divided, S5

Birthmarks, S5