Going back to Cuddy, why IS SHE SOOO worried about House screwing with her birth control pills
Because that sandwich someone mentioned earlier may be what they're going for. Recall AYA - Cuddy to House "I thought he was the safe choice" - Wilson suspects Cuddy wants to see him naked thanks to House sending him flowers under aka Lisa.
I'm thinking Cuddy jumped Wilson during the summer and has been regularly jumping him ever since. House doesn't know Wilson is doing the wild thing with Cuddy and Cuddy doesn't tell him. House and Cuddy get their freak on cause they bond after yet another patient dies due to House's antics. Voila!! Cuddy gets pregnant. Wilson is disturbed by this because he thought Cuddy was taking birth control. Cuddy tells Wilson that House had switched out her BCs. Wilson is pissed at House but doesn't say anything. Then House confronts Cuddy cause her breasts have turned into milk vats. House wants to know who the father is but Cuddy assures him it's not his. Then House notices Wilson is spending a lot of time in whispered hallway conversations with Cuddy. House confronts him. Wilson admits he's been doing the nasty with Cuddy and then accuses House putting him in this situation. House tells him not to worry because it may not be yours. Wilson searches House's eyes and realizes that he's been sleeping with Cuddy too. Both end up pissed at Cuddy. Several months later during Feb sweeps we will be treated to a two-parter entitled Cuddy's vagina chronicles, where House's team and Wilson struggle to save Cuddy so she can have what every middle-aged woman wants a baby that she'll have to farm out to daycare five days a week. Of course I'm just speculating : rolls eyes
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Date: 2007-10-31 03:15 am (UTC)Because that sandwich someone mentioned earlier may be what they're going for. Recall AYA - Cuddy to House "I thought he was the safe choice" - Wilson suspects Cuddy wants to see him naked thanks to House sending him flowers under aka Lisa.
I'm thinking Cuddy jumped Wilson during the summer and has been regularly jumping him ever since. House doesn't know Wilson is doing the wild thing with Cuddy and Cuddy doesn't tell him. House and Cuddy get their freak on cause they bond after yet another patient dies due to House's antics. Voila!! Cuddy gets pregnant. Wilson is disturbed by this because he thought Cuddy was taking birth control. Cuddy tells Wilson that House had switched out her BCs. Wilson is pissed at House but doesn't say anything. Then House confronts Cuddy cause her breasts have turned into milk vats. House wants to know who the father is but Cuddy assures him it's not his. Then House notices Wilson is spending a lot of time in whispered hallway conversations with Cuddy. House confronts him. Wilson admits he's been doing the nasty with Cuddy and then accuses House putting him in this situation. House tells him not to worry because it may not be yours. Wilson searches House's eyes and realizes that he's been sleeping with Cuddy too. Both end up pissed at Cuddy. Several months later during Feb sweeps we will be treated to a two-parter entitled Cuddy's vagina chronicles, where House's team and Wilson struggle to save Cuddy so she can have what every middle-aged woman wants a baby that she'll have to farm out to daycare five days a week. Of course I'm just speculating : rolls eyes