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HEY GUYS. SCREENCAPS TIME.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY HERE SO HERE YOU GO

And we begin....with......................................................oh.

'Ah not enough sleep last night mm..'

'oh hey it's House'

'What's he-'

JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
...
Well look at him.

"Oh. . GOD. I'll be back in 10."

"I'm picking lint out of my bellybutton!"
...*looks at lump in covers*
House. That's not where your belly button is. Nice try though.

Like to join me in. . picking lint from my belly button?~

"6 weeks. . For you to notice I'm sleeping in your living room, and offer other options."
I'm amused Wilson's eyes keep going back to that spot.

Wilson: Do you really need to deconstruct this?
House: You didn't want me to sleep where you and Amber slept.

Wilson: Okay yes you do.
I notice House has not removed his hand.

House: Can I tell you something?

". . .I wasn't picking lint out of my belly button."
Oh. You are subtle.
Except not.

"I am not ready to transition from . . My dead girlfriends shrine to your. . Morning Glory.*
*snort*
...Wait does this mean. . you WILL be ready at some point?
House's expression in reaction to this is great.

See.
....lolmorningglory

WELL WILSON IF YOU INSIST YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN STOP LOOKING.

Get that sweet cancer ass back here

...Well. Now House is going to have a nice session.

Then Wilson lets him into bed! . . .Not. . His bed. But a bed.
It's progress.

.....

WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT.

Coming to get you Wilson.

Okay. Now just slip in behind him quietly. .

O SHI- He's away ABORT
"You okay?"
I love how he says that. His tone <3

"...Yeah. Fine."
I really wonder what Wilson was thinking. House just randomly comes in, middle of the night, stares, then is like "o bye" and leaves.

So much for that idea.

WHISPERWHISPERWHISPER

Next night, lets try this again.

....Seahorse?
...on a stick.

Are those Amber's sunglasses?
....anyway...

Sleepy times

Until more whispering, causing House to attack his lamp.

Amber's ghost is going to punish you House! PUNISH YOU FOR STEALING HER MAN

Then he hears KNOCKS
He watches Ghost Hunters, he knows a knock means GHOOOOST.

Wilson: Get the door!
House: . . Are you watching tv?

Wilson: ITS THE DOOOOOOR
GET IT BEFORE I BEAT YOU.

And we have Foreman attacking the front door.
Yes, that'll throw the neighbors off the scent.

...And then to the autopsy that just cannot end well. We all knew this.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TAUB AND KUTNER FELT, HOUSE

Foreman wins though.
I was playing with settings on my computer so I got to watch all this in slow motion.
It was quite spectacular.

...Hold me...

Yes just stand there watching naked man writhe in pain.

AND MORE WHISPERING
...at work
Some people were confused by this: House either heard people in the halls talking. OR. His ears have become fined tuned to WILSON and heard him on the phone in the next room.

Oblivious man is oblivious.

House still just wants someone to hold him.

Wilson: Are you sleeping out here?
House: Must have dozed off in front of the tv. .
Wilson: With bedding?
House: MAYBE.
Me: MARRIED.

"I'm right here. . "
HE WANTS TO TALK DAMNIT.

"Great, could you be right here. . . "
.................................*glances at where he's pointing*
". . Somewhere else?"
.........oh.

GHOST HUNTING

And he finds the source. And the show tries to make us all cry.

And probably succeeded for a few of ya'll.

Yep. We find Wilson. Talking. . To Amber
:(

Even House is sad

Wilson: I didn't get a chance to run tonight. . House is. . Having issues
I DIDN'T HEAR THAT THE FIRST, OR SECOND TIME CAUSE HE WHISPERS. BUT I AWWED AND FLAILED WHEN I DID.
And ooo Wilson in running shorts?

"I missed you a lot today. . "
AHH SHOW STOP.

Sadface.

You look at me. . I look awaaaaaay~
I want to tell you what I'm feelin but I don't know how to start-

....Sorry.

Dude Can I hug him?
Now?

House: Nothing visual this time. . I hear whispering.
Wilson: Is that why you've been acting so weird?

"What's really scary is I hear whispering while not on vicodin."
I hate you both sometimes.
JUST BE BLUNT AND UP FRONT WITH EACH OTHER. IS IT SO HARD?

Apparently it is.

"OKAY!?"
I know some of ya'll said the same thing. But, Wilson KNOWS that House knows. And I think he thinks House is trying to make fun of him/force him to admit it and he's embarassed.