House and Wilson as you've never seen them!

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

So back in February, my stable got a new horse... being the House fangirl that I am, I insisted on naming him Wilson.... (I swear it does get House/Wilson-y!) Pictures behind the cut.

EDIT: If you can't take a joke, don't bother reading, and don't bother commenting. I enjoy the H/W community, but some people are nasty and immature. Go fight amongst yourselves, and leave those of us who don't have dirty minds alone. It's ridiculous how seriously some people are taking what is quite clearly meant to be a joke.

Everyone hated the name, but I made them watch a good House/Wilson clip (from Daddy's Boy.... the "you would have lied!" "and you would have believed me! Which would have kept us both happy," scene), and pretty much everyone was like "okay, it's not such a bad name after all, lol.

Fast forward to today, it was our annual Halloween show, and we always do a costume class. Obviously, I had to do Wilson... I was House and he was Wilson. I've only got a few pictures right now, maybe I'll get some more. I couldn't do our costumes as well as I would have liked, because I only thought of the idea yesterday.. I really should have figured out some way to incorporate french leather shoes into his costume. During the costume parade, Horse!Wilson was being kind of an idiot and freaking out, and this one girl kept saying he was a psych ward patient, I kept yelling "head of oncology!" This went back and forth for several minutes until I hit her with my cane, lol. Anyway, on to the pictures:


He's got a tie and everything!


You can't really see, but on his "white coat," it says "Dr. James Wilson, Head of Oncology, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital". And I made sure his forelock was brushed to the right, like Wilson's first-season hair.


OMG! It's a House/Wilson kiss!! We'll just pretend House has a blonde ponytail, lol. And Wilson has four legs and a tail.


Anyone else see the resemblance? Human!Wilson and Horse!Wilson both have the sensitive brown eyes and the floppy boyish hair (well, not Human!Wilson anymore, but he used to).

Comments

[house-wilson75.livejournal.com]

oh cute! lol gorgeous Horse btw! and i love this it made me smile! ^_^

:P

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you see it how it's meant :). He is quite beautiful, it's a pity he's injured.. his right leg, funny enough. I really should have named him House, lol.

[missy7280.livejournal.com]

I definitely see the resemblance! Only one thing's missing, the bushy eyebrows! LOL. This made me laugh (in a good way).

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm not insane! Oh, you're so right! I meant to put a stethoscope on him, but I totally forgot.. the bushy eyebrows would have been better, though.

[razberrycreme.livejournal.com]

ROFFLE!!! you and the horse - ahem, I mean, House and Wilson - are adorable :D

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) . He's a cutie, just like Human!Wilson.

[downtheroad.livejournal.com]

Awwww! <3 :)

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked :).

[blighted-garden.livejournal.com]

That is so incredibly adorable. Such a wonderful idea <3. It's so cute how "Wilson" closed his eyes during the kiss.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Aw, I didn't even really notice! He was still excited from being in the ring (OMG other horses! In COSTUMES!! It was the horse and person dressed up as Prince Charming and a damsel that set him off, I think), so he was pretty fidgety when we were trying to get the pictures.

[caretta.livejournal.com]

Hee! I definitely see the resemblance. ;) Except now, I keep imagining House in jeans and an orange shirt with a rebellious rocker ponytail. Eek! XD

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, that is frightening! Just look at Wilson, ignore my wannabe-Houseness, lol.

[drunken-kurage.livejournal.com]

Greatness XD

Though now I have the urge to write a crack!fic all of my own.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Good thing I'm not his owner, then. And yes, I'm sure having a sheet draped over his back was quite traumatic *rolls eyes*.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Yes, he looked anguished two weeks before being dressed up. Makes total sense.

Wow, way to take a joke.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

You're sick if you see it that way. That's just... ew. I don't even know where you get the bestiality... WTF is going through *your* mind?

[thelandosystem.livejournal.com]

suiciderunner, I'm sorry you're getting flack for this. I think "WILSON" is a handsome looking horse. The pictures gave me a hearty laugh.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks :). I'm glad some people can actually comprehend a joke.

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

Look, I know it's easy to blame the instigator, but it looks like suiciderunner bit off a little more than she could chew. Look at that second picture, how the horse looms threateningly over her. suiciderunner, get help! There are places you can call, you don't have to be suck in this abusive relationship! You don't owe that horse anything.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

LOL, thanks, but he's just cuddling up to his mom. He's a baby, he's allowed to be a little silly.

(Oh no, I'm making excuses for him... I have a problem, don't I?? :D)

[thelandosystem.livejournal.com]

Oh, now is this necessary?

Ol' Lando has known some gen-u-ine creeps in his lifetime.



You might think it creepy, but did this "TV doctor horse" ever pull a blaster on you? While you were trying to woo the space ladies? Ahh, you gotta believe Ol' Lando. You might disagree, but where I come from, love is love. And the love is smooth.

[nastasie.livejournal.com]

Erm, is the poster seriously getting flamed for this or am I missing the humour here?

Anyway...

this one girl kept saying he was a psych ward patient, I kept yelling "head of oncology!" This went back and forth for several minutes until I hit her with my cane, lol.

Haha, imagining this scene made me laugh. Horse!Wilson is lovely, btw.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Apparently these people are sick idiots who can't understand a joke. Pretty sad, huh?

Thanks! The psych ward patient/head of oncology argument was pretty fun. I wish I'd thought of the idea sooner, I'd have rigged up a flame cane.

[standing-bear.livejournal.com]

awwww, my two favorite things, horses and Wilson! Seriously cute pics!

(really OT, but for all of you flaming this, horse costumes are pretty common, I once dressed up my horse as a ballerina for Halloween.)

[gandolforf.livejournal.com]

[artura-nemesis.livejournal.com]

Seriously, don't even respond to people like some of those above. They live off of creating pointless and ridiculous drama. Strap it down to insecurity. Anyway, I think the pictures of your horse are adorable. Brushing his hair to the side is quite cute. :D

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the support :). I never expected to response that some people have given--I thought (my mistake) that people could see it for what it is. Thanks for the compliment, and I'm glad you appreciate his hair on the right side. If he's going to be Human!Wilson, he's going to be as close to the real thing as I can make him, lol.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's adorable. What a good idea! I wish I was that creative.

Ignore those with the gutter minds. Your idea was a great one and I think your costumes are excellent.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm really not at all creative--last year, I dressed a horse up as an angel and myself as the devil.. it just happened to work out really well, what with him being Wilson and all. The other thing I wanted to put on him was a pocket protector, but I couldn't find one (where DO you buy them, anyway???).

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

Dear capslockers,

You're trying too hard. This post is beneath you.

Sincerely,

Your favorite angry dyke

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

Also, suiciderunner, in the future, comment deleting is generally not the best way to deter trolling.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks :). Six cats--lucky! I've only got five (and two dogs.. and the horses I work with). I used to dress my one cat up when I was little, she HATED it. Horses are much more laid-back about it (though sometimes you can just see them thinking "man, the crap I put up with..." lol). The show went okay, considering both horses I rode were being insane.

What a pretty baby, just like his namesake.

[kickthecane.livejournal.com]

Another horse person here and I thought this was adorable. I came into this after the posts were deleted so I don't know what the big drama was about exactly, but I think these photos were great and hope you will post more like you said.

Re: What a pretty baby, just like his namesake.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! There was a photographer taking pictures, so I'll see what she got.

[swatkat24.livejournal.com]

He's absolutely beautiful, your Wilson is. *pets*

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

He is lovely, isn't he? Wilsons tend to be very attractive, I think, something about the name.

[lilapaddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I miss that foppish brown hair! But you're so right, the eyes are scarily similar. Lovely.

And yeah, lots of people on the interwebs are dicks. Ignore them.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, Wilson looks good no matter what his hair looks like! As long as the eyes never change.

[catrinamarlow.livejournal.com]

Brilliant costuming - both of you!

A great choice.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[voyevoda.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing the ones attacking you are capslockers. They can be funny when they aren't being idiots. Love/hate with them. Generally anything they say is bullshit, so ignoring is indeed the best course of action.

Cute pics, cute idea. It took me a second to realise you were dressed as House. ;) And Wilson closing his eyes when you kissed him- adorable. Hee.

[suiciderunner.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks for the explanation on that.

Yeah, my costume wasn't the best, but how do you really dress up as House? Wilson's quite a ham, he poses for pictures.