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Title: Translations
Author: octoberspirit
Rating: Some sort of vaguely PGish rating, I'm sure.
Disclaimer: I cannot even begin to express just how much not mine we're talking, here.
Summary: In which House contemplates the meaning of ten small words and his best friend's affections.
A/N: Was trying to break a writer's block... I believe this to be a drabble that ran away and turned into something more around four hundred words than one hundred. It's still too short to really be a oneshot, though. I guess it's a snapshot? I don't know. "Drabbleshot" sounds too much like some convoluted alcoholic beverage, so that's out, but oh well. Call it what you will. But in any event, here--have some internal angst. (Takes place within "Wilson's Heart".)

You there. Click this immediately.

P.S. I have an author tag now! :D

A Simple Prop To Occupy My Time

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TITLE: A Simple Prop To Occupy My Time
PAIRING: House/Wilson Pre-slash and slash (as opposed to previous parts which were just FS)
RATING: M for language and sexual content
SUMMARY: 5200 words. Sequel to When Your Day Is Night Alone and I Don't Want To Start Any Blasphemous Rumors After Wilson is diagnosed with an ambiguous, chronic illness, he struggles with the unexpected effect it has on his life, and how it changes his relationship with House.
WARNING: Vague spoilers for season 4.

Interlude with a Vampire, Part 5 of 6

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Title: Interlude With a Vampire
Author: srsly_yes
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R for language
Word Count (part 5): ~2150
Warning: AU. Slash. A little dark. A scary moment or two.
Disclaimer: Not mine or ever will be.
A/N: Part of the Blood Brothers ‘verse, but this is a stand-alone. Unnecessary to read previous fics to enjoy this one.
Thanks to my betas, leakey_lover  and bookfan85 , excellent as always, and a shout out to alemyrddin  for the Italian lesson. My heartfelt thanks to orb01  for creating the wonderful artwork for this story. The icon shows a portion. Complete drawing here.
Summary: Same old House and Wilson--only they're vampires. Part 5: Things just got worse.

Reminder: Today is the big reveal at the Big Bang Community. Read fifteen new 20,000 plus word fics and see companion artwork!

Previous:  One, Two, Three, Four

( Arms and legs flailing into empty space, House tried grabbing onto thick air. )

fic: One and Two [NC-17, Amber/House/Wilson]

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ETA: The bigbang site went down, and so I'm reposting this fic with updated links. It should now be readable. [There's art to go with the story, and if the artists post their work elsewhere, I'll edit this post to include them.]

Title: One and Two
Pairing: Amber/House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~31,000 words
Spoilers: Diverges from canon starting from episode 4.14 Living the Dream
Author's or Artist's Notes: I had a lot of help along the way! bishojo_kitsune and rawiyaparand discussed with me the mechanics of the story and Amber characterization; jougetsu, anna_bm, and dangomango read drafts and cheered me on; oldblue and alanwolfmoon pulled out their red pens and corrected my work. The fic is better because of their help.
Excerpt:

Remember the idea I mentioned, earlier? Yeah. It came to me then, with a James who seemed so fantastically happy with so little, but what I alone couldn't provide for him. And that's why I said it. It came out easier than pulling his shirt over his head. "We should have sex with House."

Like I said, it made sense at the time.

James' languid jubilance fled the scene. He sat up, staring at me. It was comedic, really, because with his poor motor skills and that glare, he looked like he was imitating a cartoon villain. His hair was so tousled it was hard to take him seriously. "What?"

"You heard me." I ran my fingers around his abdomen, exaggerating the movement of my lips. It gets him going when I do that, if you know what I mean. Even drunk as he was, it had an effect on him. "A threesome: you, me, House."

He tried to put a hand over mine to stop me from caressing him, I guess, but he lost his balance and fell onto his back. "I knew I drank too much," James blinked, staring up at the ceiling.

Summary: Amber decides to make Wilson happy by adding House to their relationship, and realizes that by doing so, she may have subtracted herself.

Read the fic.

Lil' something I whipped up

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Stay Away from the Glass: Tales of Petty Crime and Self Punishment

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Title: Stay Away From the Glass: Tales of Petty Crime and Self Punishment

Pairing: Multiple, the more the merrier I always say; House/Wilson, House/Bruce Wayne, House/Gob Bluth, Wilson/Joker
Rating:NC17
Length:21,700
Warnings: Violence, NonCon, Major Character Death 
Spoilers: None
This is an Xover: 3 ways, actually. House/ Arrested Development/ Batman. I wrote Batman with the Nolan!Verse in mind, because the characters are most attractive to me in that verse, lol. Special Guest Appearance by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  
Author's Notes:  Special thanks to my betalifefeed , torosenskimmer , and tocausticchick  for the title. Thanks to Chris and Pat for daring me to include things in this fic, and to Fireball Island for inspiration when I needed it the most. Hugs to those on my FL as well, who gave me feedback now and again and red the parts I posted for input! :)
Summary:  It's a crazy world out there, and unfortunately,  Wilson's about to get shoved right into the middle of it. 


Well, here you are. My BigBang Fic. It pissed me off a lot (still does, lol) but I wanted to try and write something different and a bit over the top, and I think I accomplished that much at least. Those of you who are brave enough to read this, please have fun! That's what I was aiming for. Why So Serious, yaknow. Heavens knows Im not   :)

Link: housebigbang.panfandom.ca/fiction/stay_away.htm

I would also like to thank the people brave enough to do art for this fic. Its wonderful and I love you for it. (If you actually read this I feel as though I should do something nice for you guys now, lol)

Check out their art here:
anna_bm
housebigbang.panfandom.ca/artwork/anna_bm.htm#one

and
Thedeadparrot
housebigbang.panfandom.ca/artwork/thedeadparrot.htm#one

(sorry for the html fail haha)

 

Bounty Hunter Bedlam

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Title: Bounty Hunter Bedlam
Crossover fandom: House/Stephanie Plum
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Length: 27,000 words
Author's Notes: Written for the house_bigbang challenge - do check out all the other fic & art too! I am indebted to my beta and cheerleader srsly_yes, whose enthusiasm, hard work and suggestions have greatly enriched the story.

Summary: How much havoc can a crippled Princeton doctor wreak for a disaster-prone Trenton bounty hunter? Stephanie Plum meets House and Wilson in a crime caper with absconding brothers, monster trucks, and a man with sinister eyebrows.

Link to the full fic here at my journal, or here at the bigbang site.

Don't know Stephanie Plum? You may enjoy it anyway! Try the excerpt & read comments at my feedback post here.

And don't forget to check out the fantastic accompanying art:

by diysheep

by wihluta

by kiuneriar.

FIC: Better Shop Around (H/W Fluff, PG-13)

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Title: Better Shop Around
Author: Mary Ann Summers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom/Pairing: House, House/Wilson
Prompt: "Why do you have ten cans of Easy Cheese in your cart?"
Summary: House and Wilson go shopping. H/W Fluff

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<3 Mare

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Title: A Penny for your Thoughts, A Quarter for your Realities
Author: bishojo_kitsune 
Rating: PG-13 (because I apparently can't write above that.)
Prompt: "House begins to lose the ability to discern between fantasy and reality."
Warning: This fic is something of the crack variety. Various pairings, House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Wyatt (ish)
Summary: A plot-bunny sample tray disguised as a fic.
Beta: srsly_yes 
Word Count: 3575
Notes: WARNING! Do not attempt to adjust your browser. Do not attempt to get your eyes checked. All efforts will be futile and vain as there is nothing wrong with your perception and oculars (that we could be responsible for). What you may see may not make sense, it may not have meaning. You have been warned. What you are about to see is a journal. A journal which contains a journey. A journey of the mind in the dimension known only as House's Head.


Remember to make the most of the reality that you're in.