Performative, Nonnormative: The House Variations (1-3/?)

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title: performative, nonnormative: the house variations (parts 1-3 of i don't know)
author: phinnia
rating: currently pg-13
disclaimer: i own nothing except my bucketloads of meds, and the heat, and the injuries that caused me to be benched long enough to think about doing this. and now it won't go away.
author's note: okay. so - well, i was thinking about genderswap!fic, and how wilson always ends up being the girl, and the things that often get under my skin about it (just little niggly things because i'm enough of a nerd to think about this stuff seriously which is clearly not what's meant to be done.) and - well - i kind of started writing this and now it won't leave me alone.

part 1: where wilson meets a strange woman in the parking lot, and there is partial nudity, and coffee.

part 2: where wilson lies, badly. and cannot think up names beginning with 'G'.

part 3: where there is shopping. and threats. and wilson pays for everything. some things are still the same, after all.