Grabbing His Cane

title: tea and sympathy
author: phinnia
rating: g. slash is in the eye of the beholder, as nightdog_barks says. complete fluff.
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. I own nothing.
author's note: in which turnabout is always fair play.
( house smiled in that way that made everyone nervous )

title: two of a kind
author: phinnia
rating: nc-17
pairing: house/wilson
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel i, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: warnings for sick toddlers, communicable diseases, clinic duty, Wilson stripping, Cuddy on the rampage and voyeurism. Written for deelaundry's birthday, although a few minutes late. I hope it's good enough to forgive the lateness. <3
( he was never so glad to see running water in his life. )

title: and to all a good night
author: phinnia
rating: pg-13 (established relationship-py)
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: a slightly late holiday fic, and hopefully not too fluffy. Unless you like that sort of thing. Thanks to arhh, bishojo_kitsune and cindy_lou_who8 for test reads and typos.
(it started over turkey sandwiches and leftover pie...)

title: heading for the light
author: phinnia
rating: r-ish.
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: based on one of the clips on the fox.com/house website for season 5.5, so spoilers for that and for 5.04 too. the title is shamelessly stolen from the travelling wilburys. thanks to my little group of first readers, who made this into a much better fic.
(and I couldn't see the sun that warmed me, heading for the light)

title: the taste of tea
author: phinnia
rating: pg-13ish
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. I own nothing except the misfiring neurons that came up with this particular oddity.
author's note: pretty much just fluff. with cream puffs and sushi and dental work and the 'vette. don't know where it came from; a certain amount of credit goes to euclase, for suggesting that I take my adventures with the dentist and the Japanese dollar store and make them into a fic. title has nothing to do with the movie of the same name. <3

"as part of my new resolution"

title: private afterparty
author: phinnia
rating: nc-17 for boysex
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: for jane_hidell because she deserves something awesome.
( wilson makes him stupid, clearly. )

title: life is short (eat dessert first)
author: phinnia
rating: nc-17 for sex, dirty talk and provocative use of groceries
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel i, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: i kind of ran awry from the prompt (which was about house stealing wilson's lunches) but it involves food, house and wilson, so i hope it's okay. spoilers for s4 finale, but no s5 spoilers even though this is set sometime after the events in s4.
( considering the events of the day he could scarcely blame himself. )

title: performative, nonnormative: the house variations (parts 1-3 of i don't know)
author: phinnia
rating: currently pg-13
disclaimer: i own nothing except my bucketloads of meds, and the heat, and the injuries that caused me to be benched long enough to think about doing this. and now it won't go away.
author's note: okay. so - well, i was thinking about genderswap!fic, and how wilson always ends up being the girl, and the things that often get under my skin about it (just little niggly things because i'm enough of a nerd to think about this stuff seriously which is clearly not what's meant to be done.) and - well - i kind of started writing this and now it won't leave me alone.

part 1: where wilson meets a strange woman in the parking lot, and there is partial nudity, and coffee.

part 2: where wilson lies, badly. and cannot think up names beginning with 'G'.

part 3: where there is shopping. and threats. and wilson pays for everything. some things are still the same, after all.

title: games
author: phinnia
rating: nc-17 for smexings
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. i own nothing.
author's note: written for porn battle six. prompt: closet.
( remember. )

title: after sundown
author: phinnia
illustrator and graphics jedi master: jane_hidell
rating: nc-17 for sexings
disclaimer: a wandering minstrel I, a thing of shreds and patches. I own nothing.
author's note: fourth in a sporadically updated set of fluffy wilson-centered ficthings done by request! Writing by me; pixel-Wilsons by jane_hidell. Sounds fun, doesn't it? It IS fun. If you want your own, go here and ask for one! (the rules, which are kind of minimal, are in the post. <3)
( two days after the monday )