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HEY HEY HEY

Season 6 kicked off, and good times were to be had. But EPIC times are ahead. We just need to be patient.

*FOAMS*

Here are ya'lls caps. Of just the first episode. The second ep (or half) will be in a few hours. I need a break.

As usual, if the caps do not show up for you, wait a little bit and come check again. It's a server issue.

HERE WE GO




And we begin with Crazy House in the Crazy House.


Detoxing away.


Contemplating pills.


Throwing up on himself.


Having people turn him over to see if he's still alive. .

...Hey it's season 3!



Someone let him out before he destroys us all!


All of ours secret fantasy. Except Wilson isn't there.


He's detoxed, he's good, he has his condom hat, he is ready to take on the WORLD.


Buuuut Dr. Nolan says "lolno."


SO WELCOME TO DISTRICT 9!
...
Er. . . Ward 6


House goes to his room and CLAIMS his bed.


And meet Alvie. Hyperactive Manic Depressant


"So. What do I call you?"
". . .Just call me House."


HE'S A BRICK.


HOOOUSE!


And at that moment we all feared for Alvie's life.


BUT HE'S SO ADORABLE.



Obviously group time didn't go well.


"HOUSE. HE'S ON MY TEAM." MINE MINE MINE MNIEMEINDMEIMFNI<3


House lacks social skillz.


UP HIGH.
lol clapping lady.


Don't leave him hangin!


Meet woman who looks like she could either be Wilson's sister or just be Wilson with longer hair, make up, and a German accent.
Aka Lydia.


Aaaaand back to the soft room.
I'd be bouncing off the walls.


And then his arm slides down out of frame and starts moving up and down slowl- ....
He was just rubbing his leg.
Really.
*shifty eyes*


WELL HI.


Alvie is pleased to have you back. and pleased to have you starting a riot.


House is also pleased.


PAAAAADDLES. WE WANT OOOOUR PAAAAAADDLES.


WE- Oshi-


Paddle?


Well that didn't go as planned.


Hi.


ALVIE LOVES YOU HOUSE.


Obviously.




Book to the face.


STEEEVE
Aka: Freedom Master.


I love his shirt.


COMMANDO STYLE.
Is it bad my first thought was "So he's going to do this without wearing underwear?"


The man is enjoying this far too much.

But it didn't work so. . NEW PLAN.


House: Sure you're good with this?
Alvie: Yeah yeah. . .

...What?


House: So how do we start?
Alvie: I think we just start. . .

...WHAT?


"Make it good. . ."

Okay. I seriously thought they were going to make out from those lines and their faces. I don't know how that would have accomplished anything but I was sitting going "OH. MY. GOD."



But no. Just a fight.
Makes more sense.


WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH?


If House actually did swallow the pill then. .
RAAAAPE TIIIIIIIIIME.


He didn't. But doesn't stop Alvie's "DO WANT" face.
No I don't ship them. But I do think Alvie would hit it, given the chance.


". . .House?"
GUESS WHO!


BB.
His slight smile and look of awe just KILLS ME. He misses House.


O Amber's apartment. I'll actually kinda miss you.



"I need you to run a license plate. ."
Wilson: . . Was there a hit and run on your floor?


Yesss. Enjoy the sound of House's voice.


"House. He called me."


". . .What did he wanna know?"
Wilson: . . About you. .
I LOVE HOW HE SAID THAT.


Then Wilson sadly says, he can't help. Which is in turn helping. He just wants his man to get better.


And hangs up. . .BUT LOOK WHAT HE DOES AFTER HE HANGS UP.



Pulls the phone towards his chest/heart.
Say it with me: AWWWWWE.


Poor Housey. Don't worry you'll get some Wilson loving later.


BUT FOR NOW YOU HAVE ALVIE.
....That doesn't help does it?


. . . Shoe? :D


MONTAAAAAAGE


OOHHH ITS A MONTAAAAAAAAAAGE


Okay montage over.


Ehehee



"...."


"...."


LOOK WHAT I GOOOOT.


C:


See you in the room in two minutes baby. .
...
I'm going to end up writing fic aren't I?


Oh hello FemaleWilsonProxyLoveInterestOnlyExistanceToProveHouseHasEmotions.
aka Lyda.


Rubber band is more fun.


Time to peeeeee-


-....Oh.


Have some pee.
It's fresh.


I was so pissed at how the doctor was talking to Freedom Master :| That was just cruel.


HELLOOOOO


lol Alvie watching in the background.


"WE GOT CAKE. DOUBLE CHOCOLATE. YUMMY YUMMY."
Sounds like a Siren call to me.


But no, House goes to Nolan and brags about how he didn't take his pills.
Cause he's a MORON.


....


"Lick it."
...Excuse you?


....Lick it real good.


FINE. I'll do it my self.
Mmmm
Sugar.


O HI. I WAS WAITING FOR YOU.


:D


...DENIED.
Aka House is emo now because he just got pwned by Dr. Nolan.


And here is where we stop FOR NOW. I will have the rest posted sometime this evening!

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It goes by in a split second. I kept having to try over and over and over to catch it cause I'd pause and it'd be a half second too late Lol cause it's the very last instance we see Wilson. he pulls the phone to himself. and it's adorable