Bo-uo-pa-do!

[geelady.livejournal.com]

Wrote this at one in the morning in response to an on-the-spot prompt via a viewer's request at zer03908's LJ site in the Comments....


Bo-ou-pa-DO!

Pairing: H/Bouo, H/W

Summary: Kissing all around.

Rating: General-ly silly.

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He's kissing his ball.
Scratch that. Didn't mean to imply that House is a contortionist. Or a nudist.
He's kissing his red and green ball. It must be fuzzy. They match.
"House, can you quit with the oral fixation for a minute and listen to me?"
He stops sucking face with the inanimate object and, lifting his mouth from the fuzz, looks at me. "Wha-a-t!? Can't you see I'm thinking?"
"I've been trying to talk to you for days."
"What's stopped you?"
I try to think of something that will shock him, throw a wrench in his works, sabotage that razor mind and grind it to a temporary frozen-in-its tracks halt. Something clever yet suave and subtle...What would Alan Alda say?
Fuck it! "Lust."
House stares at me with eyes getting rounder with every step I take toward him.
Just call him Snowman. Frozen by me.
Cool.
I reach him. "Forget the damn ball." And remove the object of affection from his hands, laying my palms on either side of Mister Scratchy.
"I'm a way better kisser."

Comments

[remydoodle.livejournal.com]

HEEHEEHEEHEE
I love it! Very cute!

**"I'm a way better kisser."**
Boy, wouldn't I love to test that theory!

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

I have seriously got the giggles now! (can you seriously have the giggles? -- oh, well, I do.) "Snowman" . . . snort . . . (wanders off, chuckling)

[julefontane.livejournal.com]

YES YES - make his eyes go all round!
Also Alan Alda xD

[rividori.livejournal.com]

"It must be fuzzy. They match." Hahaha!
This is great!

[rsl-lover.livejournal.com]

My Mom is looking at me with a bewildered look on her face as I just burst out laughing XD

[graceasaur.livejournal.com]

I knew it was phone sex. ;)

[indigo-inferno.livejournal.com]

I LOOOOOOVE THIS!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[lorib12.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha :) Just awesome, thanks for sharing!!!!

[graceasaur.livejournal.com]

OOOO. I LIKEY. XDDD CUTE!
Don't murder me, but, his ball is red & grey. YOU WELCOME! *runs away screaming*

GRAY??

[geelady.livejournal.com]

I need new glasses perhaps. I'll just slip in and change that when I have time.
We're about to play poker.
Pssst - the last time I played (which was also my very first time), I won all the $$ in both games. Guess I got the knack.
Friendly games with hubby & his pals and I SO kicked ass!
:)
Genie