"Today" (BDSM, humor, fully into character; somewhat dark!Wilson; PG)

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Title: Today
House\Wilson
BDSM, humor, fully into character; somewhat dark!Wilson; PG
Dis. Nothing's mine
Inspired by the http://dark-wilson.livejournal.com/11553.html#cutid1
(Correction of the mistakes are very welcome)

“How many nurses have you reduced to tears today?” -Wilson asks in a rough tone of his voice.
“Three”. - House answers without hesitation.
“How many times have you called Cuddy a whore?” - He poses a new question, squeezing and loosing his grip of a whip.
“Seven”. - House says quietly. He is not allowed to lie. So he names a real number.
“How many times have you performed illegal procedures at the hospital today?”
“Two”. - House replies, shifting his weight from one knee to another, his eyes fixed to the floor.
“How many times have you called Chase idiot?”
“Thoughts included?” -House asks, unable to lose his sarcasm for a while, which earns him a sharp slap of Wilson's hand onto his buttocks.
“One extra hit of a whip for an inappropriate joke, got it?”
“Yes”.
“I can't hear you”.
“Yes!” - House answers louder and leans his head down his chest.
“Now, how many times have you called Chase idiot?”
“Five”.
“How many patients have you insulted?”
“Four”.
“Hands behind your head, and bend. Yes, like this”. - House can hear Wilson say, standing behind him, - “Twenty-two hits with a whip and you can return to your favorite TV show.”