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Wilson: You told me you gave them your credit card...
House: And you were dumb enough to believe me. [Wilson walks into the house and sees Rachel. House picks up his jacket] Cuddy'll be back in an hour and ten minutes... I'll be back in an hour and five.
Wilson: [follows House to the door] Ohhh, no, you don't.
House: Oh, yes, I do.
Wilson: [shocked] You're not gonna leave the kid?
House: Yes, I am. [he begins putting on his coat] 'Cause unlike you, I don't have a conscience.
Wilson: [tries to get past House to the door] And unlike you, I'm not having sex with Cuddy, so I actually can leave. [House parries, and they end up pressed against the door.]
House [in Wilson's face] You're bluffing. [Wilson tries to speak] I'm leaving.
Wilson: You're not gonna leave a two-year-old unattended.
House: Sure. I'm leaving her with you. A responsible adult. [he opens the door and leaves]
[Wilson peeks in at Rachel. She smiles at him from the couch. Wilson dashes out the door after House.]
Wilson: Better get back in there. Kid's all alone. [they walk down Cuddy's front yard towards the street.]
House: It's kind of bugging you, isn't it?
Wilson: Not my problem.
Unplanned Parenthood, S7