Grabbing His Cane

Title: Out of Order (Revised)
Rating: R
Parings: House/Wilson (established)
Word Count: 3,314
Beta thanks to topaz_eyes
Additional thanks to californiaquail and daasgrrl for giving me their thoughts on the first draft.
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: House and Wilson trapped in an elevator with their issues.

Onward

Title: Not with Chocolates (The Expanded Slutty version)
Pairing: House/Wilson (established)
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: None
Word count: 2,341
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Feedback: Any and all constructive criticism is welcome.
Summary: Wilson tries to apologize to House. Basically, kinky sex and relationship troubles.

For phinnia’s meme prompt: Sex toy at the office

Title: Another Intervention
Sequel to A New Kind of Intervention, but the fic can be read as a stand-alone. All you really need to know is that Wilson went to a sex shop in the previous fic and let a college kid convince him to buy a sex swing.
Rating: NC17
Parings: House/Wilson (established)
Word Count: 5,521
Spoilers: Vague references to Wilson’s wives
Warnings: light bondage, popsicl e play
Beta thanks to deelaundry
Dedicated to daisylily for inspiring my inner perv.
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: Wilson is very bad at two things: asking for what he wants and saying no to his ex wives.

Onward

Title: The Lutzy Bunch
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,375
Spoilers: Very vague
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit. is welcome.
Beta thanks to daisylily
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: This is a remix (with her permission) of Dee Laundry’s delightful fic Green that delves further into the lives of Charlie Lutz and his newly blended family. Wilson and House are talked about, as are the pranks pulled by House and featured in Green, but only Wilson makes an appearance. There is a dash of meta in this and some mildly slashy thoughts about House and Wilson.

Onward

Title: Some Assembly is Required
Rating: PG (language)
Word Count: 7 connected drabbles, 100 words each
Spoilers: Very vague spoilers through Season 5
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit. is welcome.
Thanks to my f-list for the quick beta.
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: An AU collection of 7 drabbles where a minor character is not dead and a major one is, but it is honestly more fluffy than depressing. House has always thought people that talk to the dead were idiots.

Onward

Title: Terrifying Tumble
Rating: R
Parings: Chase/Wilson UST, House/Wilson
Word Count: 3,153
Spoilers: None
Beta thanks to topaz_eyes
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: House decides to help Wilson prepare to the big 40.
Prompt: "Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed." - Anthony Powell janitorsxcloset’s Challenge #03 (Only like two months late.)
Onward

Title: Whatever it takes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: H/W (established)
Word Count: 1,836
Warnings: sex toy
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit is welcome
Beta thanks to deelaundry
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: A Purple Power Pole, two penises, and one erection. This one almost has a plot.

Don’t Forget the Batteries

Title: Path of Least Resistance
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: H/W (established)
Word Count: 2,166
Warnings: PWP, sex toy
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit is welcome
Beta thanks to deelaundry
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: The dangers of napping in your office when House is your neighbor.

I’m such a perv.

Title: Alternative Methods of Therapy
Rating: PG13 (A few bad words)
Pairing: H/W (established)
Word Count: 664
Spoilers: None
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit is welcome.
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: Wilson has a new hobby. (Dialogue only) Inspired by a book review I posted here about The Romance Writer’s Phrase Book by Jean Kent and Candace Shelton. But then it sort of took on a life of its own.
Special thanks to theninth for saving me from vocab hell.

Quiver Me

Title: Out of this World
Rating: R
Pairing: H/W
Word Count: 652
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Aliens who do alien stuff (Total Crack)
Feedback: Any and all. Constructive crit is welcome.
Disclaimer: House MD is the property of Fox and this fic is for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: Wilson’s ass is out of this world. (Dialogue only)

Cross Posted to housefic, house_wilson, and house_of_kink

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