Grabbing His Cane

Title: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous
Authors: recrudescence and nakeno
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 3,025

Summary: House drunkenly kitten-sits and Wilson copes. Co-starring flea baths, tropism, and possibly Freud.

Notes: The title is from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot.

Link: Politic, Cautious, and Meticulous

Title: Reconciliation
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, making no profit off 'em, etc.
Notes: Takes place after 97 Seconds. I am so timely.
Summary: House goes home. Wilson wants to childproof his apartment. Other stuff happens instead.
Word Count: 1,185

Link: Reconciliation

Title: Wednesdays
Pairing: House/Wilson/Amber
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, BDSM.
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,181

Summary: House is getting more and more blatant about breaking the joint-custody schedule.

Notes: Written for cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: uninvited.

Link: Part 1
Part 2

Title: Search and Destroy
Pairing: House/Wilson
Spoilers: Takes place post-Frozen
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,924

Summary: House confronts Wilson as he's moving out of his hotel room. Co-starring Amazons, YouTube, and folded underwear.

Notes: Written in response to calypso_ginny's prompt and her donation to rsl_bday_drive.

Link: Search and Destroy

Cross-posted to house_slash.

Title: Double-Sided
Pairing: Insinuations of House/Wilson; mentions of Amber/Thirteen and the canon relationship that gets revealed at the end of Frozen (hi, this is me sucking at describing this without spoilers).
Spoilers: Frozen, Don't Ever Change
Rating: R for language and subject matter
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 1,580

Summary: Talk of testicles, threesomes, and STDS over lunch. House disapproving of Wilson's extracurricular activities. Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro. The usual.

Link: Double-Sided

Cross-posted to house_slash.

To make up for spamming everyone with get_house_laid pimpage today, I give you: porn! Lots of it!

This is the one where House owns a vibrator.

Title: And Action [1/3]
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.

Summary: Sex toys, voyeurism, and the story behind Wilson’s fishing trophy.

Notes: We're trying something a little different with the last two parts of this and posting in an RP format--meaning everyone gets to see exactly who's written what. For the first installment, it was easy to edit both our contributions together into something more fluid, but as we got farther along that became more difficult. Feedback appreciated!

Link: Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Cross-posted to house_slash

Title: Postern
Authors: nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,163
Spoilers: Through the Tritter arc; takes place after Words and Deeds.

Summary: Everybody has a breaking point. Wilson finds his when House comes home from rehab.

Notes: We got our first beta ever thanks to karaokegal, who wastes no time and pulls no punches. =)

Link: Postern

Crossposted to house_slash.

Title: Lit
Authors nakeno and recrudescence
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don’t own ’em, making no profit off ’em, etc.
Word Count: 5,439

Summary: Pre-infarction fic. Getting stoned and getting laid.

Notes: This basically started out as an excuse to take advantage of House and Wilson while they're both young and fit. Valid reason, right?

Link: Lit

Crossposted to house_slash