Grabbing His Cane

Role Model, S1


That sounds like a date. Do you think he was asking House for a date?

House: Would you grab someone's leg?

Deleted scene from The Pilot, S1

Wilson: You want to come over for Christmas dinner?

House: You’re Jewish.

Wilson: Yeah, Hanukkah dinner. What do you care? It’s food, it’s people.

House: No thanks.

Wilson: Maybe I’ll come to your place.

House: Your wife doesn’t mind being alone at Christmas?

Wilson: I’m a doctor, she’s used to being alone.



Damned If You Do, S1

Fidelity, S1

House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane.

Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.

House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.

Wilson: You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude.

Snagged from My Friend Of Misery: The 50 Best House/Wilson Moments

House: We’re missing something. This is screwed up.

Wilson: That’s why you came up with the brain talking to the virus thing?

House: I panicked, ok? Sounded cool though, they bought it.

Paternity, S1

Role Model, S1

House: It was so perfect. It was beautiful.

Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.

House: And triteness kicks us in the nads.

Wilson: So true.

House: This doesn’t bother you?

Wilson: That you were wrong? I try to work through the pain –

House: I was not wrong. Everything I said was true. It fit. It was elegant.

Wilson: So… reality was wrong.

House: Reality is almost always wrong.

Occam's Razor, S1

Wilson: You want to come over for Christmas dinner?

House: You’re Jewish.

Wilson: Yeah, Hanukkah dinner. What do you care? It’s food, it’s people.

House: No thanks.

Wilson: Maybe I’ll come to your place.

House: Your wife doesn’t mind being alone at Christmas?

Wilson: I’m a doctor, she’s used to being alone. [House raises his eyebrows.] I don’t want to talk about it.

House: [quickly] Neither do I.



Damned If You Do, S1

Fidelity, S1