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( Happy Days )
How plausible is it for House and Wilson to be in a functional sexual/romantic relationship? Can House be in a functional relationship with anyone? Subsequently, then, why do you ship them/not ship them? How does canon factor into your analysis?
( Come discuss with me! )
I bring an eclectic mix of ficlets (results of a prompt meme). All are PG-13-ish for language, innuendo, and/or kissing, except for #7 which is R for use of the f-word.
1. Honey. House/Wilson at home, 346 words: House!
2. Foreman's response to the truth about a certain quote in ep. 3-16, Top Secret. Post-ep for 3-16, 563 words: They were on House's couch, laughing, Thai food and good beer on the coffee table.
3. Quote from Ferris Bueller's Day Off: "A - You can never go too far. B - If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that." Dialogue only, 400 words: So, your Dean-ship, light of my life, that's my plan.
4. International investigation (H/W style). From the My Fathers' Son universe, 229 words: Canada is boring. (NOTE: That's the opening line, not my personal opinion! Erm.)
5. Missing scene from the Mono-verse. H/W, House's bachelor party, 822 words: Jazmin felt a little nervous
6. Pillory universe: What is James doing while Greg has sex with Allison? AU, H/Cam, H/W, Allison POV, 309 words: Allison is a quick study.
Two with other pairings:
7. House/Snape. 100 words exactly: The guy wasn't that good looking.
8. Girlslash. Julie Wilson/OFC (sequel to Shiksa, set during the closing montage of Damned If You Do), 200 words: Julie hadn't laughed this much in ages