Grabbing His Cane

Title On Bonnie Brae
Author toolazytowork
Pairing House/Wilson
Rating PG-13
Summary There's nothing left to do but wait. If you're lucky you have someone to wait with.
Warnings Apocafic.
Word Count 3230
Notes Big thanks to recrudescence for the beta.

Activate emergency operations plan

Title: There You Are Again
Author: toolazytowork
Ship: House/Wilson
Genre: Crossover—Quantum Leap / House
Summary: Sam leaps into Wilson to prevent Wilson's fourth marriage from taking place, but House is starting to suspect something is up. What do Al and Ziggy have to say about this?
Prompt from betteronvicodin
Cross-posted to house_wilson and betteronvicodin
Rating: PG-13 (barely)
Words: 8825
Warnings/Spoilers: brief mentions of events from Season 3 of House
All of Quantum Leap
If you've never seen Quantum Leap The Opening Credits will answer most of your questions. (If you were a fan, it's just fun.)
Author’s Note: Thanks to ana_rpm and julorean for all their beta/characterization/first reading awesomeness. Furthermore, thanks to bethctg and topaz_eyes for their assurances that the comma is not something to fear, and for all the technical pointers and nitpicking that helped me finally complete this story. Virtual cupcakes for you all.

It is not everyday that we are needed. But at this place, at this moment in time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not.-Samuel Beckett Waiting for Godot


To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I guess that's what life is all about.-Sam Beckett Mirror Image

"You've known her for less than three months."

Title: Relative Motion-Conclusion
Author:toolazytowork
Character/Pairing(s): House/Wilson
Word Count: 3297
Total Words: ~17600 (According to that great purveyor of truthiness, Wikipedia, this is a novella. I think I'm going to stop using the term fanfic writer and start using novella-ist. It sounds way cooler.)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University
Summary: Wilson's moved and left no forwarding address
Author's Notes original prompt from the we_take_five challenge
Prompt: #42 velocity
Links to all previous chapters after the cut.
x-posted

This is it. The last chapter. Thanks to everyone for reading, commenting and participating in fun-filled debate. I've enjoyed it. Hope you have, too.

Alcohol does strange things to sleep patterns.

Title: Relative Motion Pt. 6
Author:toolazytowork
Character/Pairing(s): House, Wilson(s)
Word Count: 2523
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yadda. Yadda. Yadda.
Spoilers: Vague and totally non-specific for S3. You could read it and probably not feel spoiled. Very specific for Histories
Summary: Wilson's moved and left no forwarding address
Author's Notes original prompt from the we_take_five challenge
Prompt: #42 velocity

x-posted
Previous chapters linked on the top o' the page after the poetic cut.

As the lights come up, part of me says do the right thing. But the other part says, if you get lost, stay lost."

Title: Relative Motion Pt. 4
Author:toolazytowork
Character/Pairing(s): Wilson, House, Foreman
Word Count: ~1980
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yep. I own House. And Harry Potter. And a lovely vacation home on the Moon that I share with Doctor Who.
Summary: Wilson's moved and left no forwarding address
Author's Notes original prompt from the we_take_five challenge
Prompt: #42 velocity
gracias to woodencoyote and ardenta4477 for insights and edits
x-posted


Sure, we could all revel in the happiness from last night's episode.
That's fun.
But this story features pie.
Act Your Age is all shades of awesome. But there was no pie.

Part 4-Wherein some questions are answered

Title: Relative Motion Pt. 3
Author:toolazytowork
Character/Pairing(s): House, Wilson, Foreman*, Long Lost Brother
Word Count: ~2500
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: House is mine! All mine! Aaaaaahh!! No! I don't want to go in the cart!
Summary: Wilson's moved and left no forwarding address
Author's Notes original prompt from the we_take_five challenge
Prompt: #42 velocity
Concrit and other such things appreciated.
Tom, (aka Long Lost Brother) first caused trouble in So Relied Upon. No need to have read that to follow this.
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Click Here for Part 3. Includes Links to Previous Chapters for Your Reading Convenience

*Your eyes do not deceive you. Foreman's in this fic.

Title: Relative Motion Pt. 1
Author:toolazytowork
Character/Pairing(s): House, Wilson
Word Count: 1985
Rating: PG
Summary: Wilson's moved and left no forwarding address
Author's Notes beta'd by the very helpful and awake at all hours ardenta4477 written for the we_take_five challenge
Prompt: #42 velocity

( He had always been too organized )

Title : Radio Cures
Author : toolazytowork
Rating : PG-13 (booze, drugs, rock'n'roll)
Pairing/Characters : Wilson & House, House and Some Drunk People
Spoilers : None
Disclaimer : The highlight of my day was buying a vacuum cleaner. I'm sure Robert Sean Leonard would approve. But alas, my fondness for carpet cleanliness doesn't bring me any closer to being able to lay claim to anything House-related.
Summary : House and Wilson listen to the radio. House tells a story. Those about to rock are saluted.
Author's Note(s):
Thanks to evila_elf for thoughts on the early draft.
Jeff Tweedy forced his way into this story. I tried to convince Wilson to grab the guitar and break into The Lonely 1 but to no avail.
My grasp of the German language begins and ends with "das volk" The phrase, not the study.

Cross-posted to house_wilson and housefic

Cheer up honey, I hope you can. There is something wrong with me.

Title: Fascinating Wilsonhood
Author:toolazytowork
Rating: PG-13 (innuendo, spanking)
Pairing/Characters: House/Wilson, Mom and Pop Wilson
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Beta: A tip of the hat to jadesfire2808
Summary: Wilson spends a Sunday afternoon in his parents’ basement sorting though boxes. Dust and memories are dislodged. A book is removed from its cardboard tomb. Cookies are eaten.
Author's Note:Fascinating Womanhood is a real book (copyright 1963, Helen Andelin). I may be slightly twisted, but I'm not nearly warped enough to make that up. Italicized sections are direct quotes.

Posted to: house_wilson and housefic

Macrame owls are a welcome addition to any home.

Title: A Story in 10 song drabbles
Author: toolazytowork
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: Given a limited amount of time and space, a seemingly endless amount of weirdness can take place. For example, murder plotting and drug use.
Songs courtesy of iTunes Party Shuffle. iTunes has a strange idea of what constitutes a "party."
Spoilers: References to Season 3 so far
Count: 1039 including song titles and artist names

So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.