Friday

[hughville.livejournal.com]

House: She had a secret diary.

Wilson: Is there any other kind?

House: What're you doing?

Wilson: There's a sale on Liquid Tide.

House: If you're broke, I can lend you a tiny bit of the money I owe you.

Wilson: No, no, I wouldn't put you in that position. What does the diary say?

House: It's basically a list of her sexual encounters. Boys, girls, vibrating appliances.

Wilson: If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing.



Wilson: [deep voice, into phone] Any attempt to contact the FBI or other law enforcement agencies, or… Cuddy, will be met with…

[House busts inside. Wilson quickly stops the saw and speaks normally into the mouthpiece.]

Wilson: [into phone] …and a large Coke. No ice.

[He hangs up.]

House: Give it back.

Wilson: [innocently] What happened?

[House throws his head up in annoyance.]

Wilson: [melodramatic] Did someone… kidnap your guitar?

[House starts to look around the place.]

Wilson: Your twelve-thousand-dollar 1967 Flying V? Or something?

House: Where'd you hide it?

[Wilson holds up the newspaper to read it.]

Wilson: I am flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant.

House: Yeah, it takes a cr…

[He stops, seeing pieces missing from Wilson's newspaper.]

House: It takes a criminal mastermind to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. What do you want?

Wilson: [bright-eyed] Me? Nothing. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants what every kidnapper wants. To see you interview five to seven well-qualified fellowship candidates.

House: [stubborn] I don't need a team.

Wilson: You were bouncing ideas off a janitor.

House: [victorious] And solved the case!



House: [into phone] Did you ever see "Raid on Entebbe"?

Wilson: [into phone] Yeah, in the end, they released the hostages. How's that working for you?

House: [into phone] The Ugandans played fair. They didn't move the hostages on the Israelis.

Wilson: [into phone] Once again, I am in awe of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.

[House switches on Wilson's TiVo.]

House: [into phone] What is "El Fuego Del Amor" and why do you need ten of them?

Wilson: [into phone, nervous] It's a Telenovela. I'm learning Spanish.

House: [into phone] Say adios.

Wilson: [into phone, panicked] Are you erasing my TiVo? [pleading] House, not the season finale!

House: [into phone, Bronson-like] I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes.

[Pretty safe to assume, as House fiddles with the remote, Wilson will have to hope and wait for reruns.]

Wilson: [into phone] Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? [threatening] They terrorize.

House: [into phone, challenging] Bring. It. On.



Wilson: [in mock-disgust] Oh… my… God.

[He throws the arm back into the box, repulsed, and pushes the box away.]

Wilson: This guy means business. Or guys. Could be, could be multiple… Could be multiple guys. Or a gal. Who knows? All I can say is, this reeks of boldness.

House: [staring him down] I am not hiring a team.

[He starts to walk outside.]

Wilson: You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly?

[House stops at the door.

Wilson: Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird… sound.

[House stares daggers at Wilson.]

Wilson: Almost like a scream.

[Wilson starts making low guttural sounds, like nails on a chalkboard. House storms off.]

Alone, S4

Comments

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

I will never, ever believe that Wilson actually destroyed House's guitar. Never. I think Wilson got it for free, in already-broken condition, from someone online. And I do think House figured out it wasn't his, but chose to repair it as best he could, regardless.

[hughville.livejournal.com]

In my head canon, Wilson gave House his unharmed guitar back when he found out what House had planned. I also think he encouraged House to screen applicants that way. Why? Because it was FUN for them. LOL!

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that makes sense. I wonder where Wilson hid the guitar while pulling this stunt...

[hughville.livejournal.com]

Probably in a locked storage closet in the clinic since House avoided the clinic. Or somewhere in House's apartment. Or the trunk of his car. Or a storage unit. (Okay, I'm going to stop now. LOL!)

[drunken-kurage.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of the guitar just sitting somewhere in the clinic. Not even locked up or even really well hidden. And House would never know or notice, cause god forbid he go anywhere near the place. XD

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I always figured he'd gotten the part from somewhere else.

The guitar sound was priceless. "Eeehheehhhheehhh..."

[hughville.livejournal.com]

I always figured he'd gotten the part from somewhere else.

Me, too.

[kathleen cummings (from livejournal.com)]

I couldn't see Wilson damaging an expensive guitar; I also think he found the part to use to bug House and keep the "game" going.